She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
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Champagne is a vitamin, right?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
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The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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