It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
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Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
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That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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