You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
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I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
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I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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