i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
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you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
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You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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