the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
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It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
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Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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