I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
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she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
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When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
It's shark week go big or go home
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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