absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
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Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
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i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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