Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
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I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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