I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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