I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
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I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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