I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
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I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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