dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
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tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
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Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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