this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
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I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
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You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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