she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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