I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
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STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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