i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
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Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
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i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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