he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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