I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
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After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
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Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I know her cup size but not her name....
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