Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
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let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
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The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Randomize