Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
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fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
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ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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