if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
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The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
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Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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