I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
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Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
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he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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