You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
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I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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