Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
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Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
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The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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