Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
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There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
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Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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