May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
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I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
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I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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