If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
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good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
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I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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