oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
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I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
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He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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