One girl and one boy is just not enough.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
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DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
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No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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