You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
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I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
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There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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