so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
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Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
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The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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