I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
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im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
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Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
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I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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