Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
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The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
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Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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