The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
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Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
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At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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