the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
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i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
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I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
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