so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
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The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I'm at about main and main street
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
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It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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