fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
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Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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