Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
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Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
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I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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