I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
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karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
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I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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