I forgot how hot balto sounded
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
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I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
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What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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