I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
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She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
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Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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