Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
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From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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