I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
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there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
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You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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