You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
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u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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