this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
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There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
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IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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