Porn is love you can see.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
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Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
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We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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