I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
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Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
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Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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