He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
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This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
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I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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