Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
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I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
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My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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