speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
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Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
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I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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